Website Terms and Conditions of Use

1. Terms

By accessing this web site, you are agreeing to be bound by these
web site Terms and Conditions of Use, all applicable laws and regulations,
and agree that you are responsible for compliance with any applicable local
laws. If you do not agree with any of these terms, you are prohibited from
using or accessing this site. The materials contained in this web site are
protected by applicable copyright and trade mark law.  Basically, don’t do something stupid and/or start copying my stuff or else.

2. Use License

  1. Permission is granted to temporarily download one copy of the materials
(information or software) on Rich Guzzi’s web site for personal,
non-commercial transitory viewing only. This is the grant of a license,
not a transfer of title, and under this license you may not:
    1. modify or copy the materials;
    2. use the materials for any commercial purpose, or for any public display (commercial or non-commercial);
    3. attempt to decompile or reverse engineer any software contained on Rich Guzzi’s web site;
    4. remove any copyright or other proprietary notations from the materials; or
    5. transfer the materials to another person or “mirror” the materials on any other server.
  2. This license shall automatically terminate if you violate any of these restrictions and may be terminated by Rich Guzzi at any time. Upon terminating your viewing of these materials or upon the termination of this license, you must destroy any downloaded materials in your possession whether in electronic or printed format.
  3. In other words. Look at my stuff, enjoy it, say hey that sounds like a good idea. Man I wish I would have thought of that. This guy is amazing. Or even, this Guzzi character is a loon! He should have done this. Then just leave it at that. Don’t change it around a little bit and keep it for yourself or worse yet, sell it to somebody else.

3. Disclaimer

  1. The materials on Rich Guzzi’s web site are provided “as is”. Rich Guzzi makes no warranties, expressed or implied, and hereby disclaims and negates all other warranties, including without limitation, implied warranties or conditions of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, or non-infringement of intellectual property or other violation of rights. Further, Rich Guzzi does not warrant or make any representations concerning the accuracy, likely results, or reliability of the use of the materials on its Internet web site or otherwise relating to such materials or on any sites linked to this site.
  2. The use of the Rich Guzzi site and the information it contains is for entertainment purposes only. Even though many people get life changing experiences from going to a Rich Guzzi performance, reading stories about what Rich has done or by using one of his many programs, please remember Rich is a comedian. Before taking any advice on stock picks, work out routines, diet plans, psycho-analysis, political views, etc., it is advised that you speak to a professional in those areas to see if these plans work for your specific needs.By using this site and any of the materials contained on it or by coming to a live comedy performance, Rich Guzzi and its venues offer no guarantees or warranties of any kind and can not be held liable of any claims including but not limited to “I did something stupid”.Rich Guzzi is a comedian and the only thing he guarantees is that he will try to make you laugh real hard. If you learn something along the way or get some type of other benefit, consider it a bonus.

4. Limitations

In no event shall Rich Guzzi or its suppliers be liable for any damages (including, without limitation, damages for loss of data or profit, or due to business interruption,) arising out of the use or inability to use the materials on Rich Guzzi’s Internet site, even if Rich Guzzi or a Rich Guzzi authorized representative has been notified orally or in writing of the possibility of such damage. Because some jurisdictions do not allow limitations on implied warranties, or limitations of liability for consequential or incidental damages, these limitations may not apply to you.

5. Revisions and Errata

The materials appearing on Rich Guzzi’s web site could include technical, typographical, or photographic errors. Rich Guzzi does not warrant that any of the materials on its web site are accurate, complete, or current. Rich Guzzi may make changes to the materials contained on its web site at any time without notice. Rich Guzzi does not, however, make any commitment to update the materials.

6. Links

Rich Guzzi has not reviewed all of the sites linked to its Internet web site and is not responsible for the contents of any such linked site. The inclusion of any link does not imply endorsement by Rich Guzzi of the site. Use of any such linked web site is at the user’s own risk.

Listen, the internet and the world wide web is a mine field. Some people with computer skills figure out ways to put up crazy stuff to either push their agenda or profit from it. If you happen upon one of those sites while surfing here and don’t like the materials, do like I do and just close out of it and move on.

7. Site Terms of Use Modifications

Rich Guzzi may revise these terms of use for its web site at any time without notice. By using this web site you are agreeing to be bound by the then current version of these Terms and Conditions of Use.

8. Governing Law

Any claim relating to Rich Guzzi’s web site shall be governed by the laws of the State of TN without regard to its conflict of law provisions.

General Terms and Conditions applicable to Use of a Web Site.

Privacy Policy

Your privacy is very important to us. Accordingly, we have developed this Policy in order for you to understand how we collect, use, communicate and disclose and make use of personal information. The following outlines our privacy policy.

  • Before or at the time of collecting personal information, we will identify the purposes for which information is being collected.
  • We will collect and use of personal information solely with the objective of fulfilling those purposes specified by us and for other compatible purposes, unless we obtain the consent of the individual concerned or as required by law.
  • We will only retain personal information as long as necessary for the fulfillment of those purposes.
  • We will collect personal information by lawful and fair means and, where appropriate, with the knowledge or consent of the individual concerned.
  • Personal data should be relevant to the purposes for which it is to be used, and, to the extent necessary for those purposes, should be accurate, complete, and up-to-date.
  • We will protect personal information by reasonable security safeguards against loss or theft, as well as unauthorized access, disclosure, copying, use or modification.
  • We will make readily available to customers information about our policies and practices relating to the management of personal information.

We are committed to conducting our business in accordance with these principles in order to ensure that the confidentiality of personal information is protected and maintained.

I actually can’t believe you read all the way to the bottom. Anyway, by using the Rich Guzzi website, your personal information will be handled in the same way a paranoid person would handle theirs: We won’t ask you for too much of it, we won’t give it out, and only use it to give you stuff that you wanted. Oh, and not too often where it becomes a nuisance.

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